hi everyONE i am back

its been many many years but i have returned, denizens of the blogospjhere

aka no one

aka everyone

many things  in my lyfe have chnged drastically. the worries and fears of my freshmen yr self (having no sex/never having sex ever) have become trivial issues to me now, as i make sex ALL THE TIME

ALL THE TIME I GET RAMMED YEA

ironically, the person who does sex to me regularly these days was in love with me in freshman yr and i was a ragingsadness filled bitch, riding out the last few years of my state-mandate teenage angst, so i was all like "LOLNO". i layed around my dorm like a deflated balloon which is the most accurate analogy for whatever the fuck was wrong with me

he went on to date/get emotion raped by this really unfortunate looking chick with a moonface for like a year. an artists' depICTIOn below:

i ave basically no other worries ouside of my relationship really because careerwise, all is well. i am a FCUKING AMAZINGLY TALENTED BITCH. also i am pretty and skinny and INTLLGITN

ANYWAy there is this stupid bitch who i am going to roadhouse kick in the face when she comes here in may to hang out with my boyfriend XxXx . she is some british whore my boyfien d aded on myspace for her boobies most likely in like, 2003. they became internet BEStIEs AKA jerked off to eachother probably ON skype. one day she came to his town and they had s3x and then she returned to whoreland aka london where she lives and henceforth proceeded to be FUCKING CREEPY INVASIVE AND ANNOYING VIA FACEBOOK AND BBM

she looks like this:

please note:  v for vendetta eyebrows she artfully draws upon her clown face ,   duck lips that look oh so natural in the 20392039203920392039203920392039203920320 pix she takes of herself on instagram and puts on fb, tumblr and anywhere else she forces people to look at her prostitute face,  tits hanging out everwyhere, and last but not least, iphone self portraits taken in reflective surfaces just about anywhere and everywhere.

i was ok with her until i found  text messages from her to my boyfriend basically begging him to confirm that he still loved her more than me (UM) and a facebook message sent aroun the time he was about to leave for paris with me (OH YEAH I LIVED IN PARIS AND HAD TH GREATEST TIME OF MY LIFE I FUCKJING HATE THIS SHITHOLE I LIVE IN NOW minus my cats)  asking him to come to london WITHOUT ME so they could fuck

i make fun of her all the tiime and it bothers him whichh bhothers me that it bothers him

i want him to unfriend her and delete her from his life

HAHAHAHA LIKE HE WOULD EVER DO THAT FOR ME AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahaHAHAHA

my conclusion

relaitonships make you lose iq points over the STUPIEST FUCKING 'PROBLEMS'